Monday, June 05, 2006

 

Psst! BVM is Pro-Abort, Pro-Gay, and ...

I recently took my occasional detour into the world of the World. I bought a book by Steve Berry -- who'd done such a cool job with The Romanov Prophecy -- entitled The Third Secret. I know, I know. I KNOW! Okay?

Really ... I know.

But, I bought it. I tried to read it. The presentation of matters theological was poorly done, totally illogical. But, I'd paid for the book, I was going to read it.

Y'all, I got about 30 pages from the end and tore it up. Literally. It was paperback, I'm a man. Rocks, Paper, Scissors ... I won! I even tore the cover into little giblets and deposited them atop about twenty severed gum sided sections already in the trash can.

Let me spoil it for you: The real third secret of Our Lady of Fatima?

(Caution: It has been suppressed by the evil Roman Catholic Church.)

The "Virgin Mary" claims that God is not happy, pretty P-O'd in fact, because ... women should have freedom of choice (as she did!) in carrying babies to "full term" ... you should be able to love and marry whomever you wish (even same sex) ... celibacy is not required of clergy ... women should be ordained.

Okay, maybe the celibacy part needs to be revisited. But that's no secret, really.

Now, I'm fully aware that in the few remaining pages I dissed there might have been some sort of correction. I doubt it. In fact, to sew the seeds of doubt in the hearts and minds of the faithful is a biggie.

I promise: No more Steve Berry.

Now, for something completely different (but a whole lot alike), here's Subdeacon Seraphim writing in the style of Dave Barry about Dracula and an Icon.

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