Monday, April 30, 2007

 

Bogs, Blogs, Blunders & Bluster

Ladies and Gentlemen ... the itty bitty history of big ol' Texas.

Illegal immigration? It's just the ... devil?

“In order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.,” Larsen’s resolution states. “[It is] insidious for its stealth and innocuousness.”
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And to think -- I knew him when he was just an Episcopalian! Yet, now it seems, and I hate to repeat this, but: Fr Stephen is an ignoramous.

Oops. My mistake!

I thought that this article was about abortion.

The pro-death crowd are the only ones who get to lie and are praised for doing so.

Like, it's not a baby, it's only a clump of cells.

Like, it's my right to do what I want with my body.

If she had stolen the money for an abortion, she would be a hero.

The above is a Comment on an article about a woman faking cancer in order to get money.

Iran shows huge support for the Unibrow!

First it was one square of one-ply per Number Two at the loo ... Now This!
Unconventional schemes for tackling global warming by installing a giant sunshade in orbit, sowing the seas with iron and scattering sulphur into the upper atmosphere are set to be bluntly rejected by UN experts this week.

The Laughing Jesus ... ????

Bible Study helps doofuses humanists humans ...
"I've learned that as much as government tries to separate church and state, there are always going to be people who use biblical references."

[Separation of Church & State has to be one of the most misquoted, misunderstood, misapplied ... Oh, heck: Some folks just MISS it!]

In Tom Harpur's book Pagan Christ: Recovering the Lost Light (Walker, 2004), he asserts that Jesus never existed and that the Gospel writers transformed Egyptian religion and its gods and put them in the Gospels.

Got the time? -- Worth a read.

What can I say?
Bless their hearts.

Speaking of which ... the latest Orthodixie Podcast --
Bless Your Heart -- Smallah, Smallah, Smallah --
is available HERE.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007

 

Make a True Effort to Attend Church!


Humbly all of us should make great efforts to attend Church every Sunday and to offer God loving prayer. When we attend Church we are able to witness Christ Our Lord and to be aware of the Mother of God ... and her loving prayers.

Everyone of us knows that the Church is a place for healing, as we encounter the Physician of our souls, Christ our true God, who is reaching out to help us, save us, and keeps us by His grace, as this in itself is a great blessing for us all! How compassionate indeed is Christ our true God ... who loves us all!

Within the Church we find the love, and the compassion of Christ Our Lord!

Within the Church we find hope!

Within the Church we, who are all sinners, find forgiveness!

Within the Church we find the Light of Christ, and darkness is wiped out!

Within the Church we find true prayer, and the answer to all prayers!

Within the Church we find truth, and are no longer misguided!

Within the Church we are all spiritually filled, and go hungry no more!

Within the Church we truly find spiritual joy, and sadness in our lives is no more!

Within the Church we find the living Christ, who continues to perform miracles for us all!

Within the Church we find salvation, and know the correct path to take during our lives!

Within the Church we partake of the Holy Mysteries, that cleanse us and nourishes us all!

Within the Church we behold the Mother of God, His Holy Prophets, His Saints, Holy Martyrs, and the Holy Fathers, who indeed all nourish us with spiritual guidance towards the Kingdom of Our God!

Thanks to FWD from Fr Mark Mancuso; taken from a work of Archimandrite Nektarios Serfes ...HERE.

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Friday, April 27, 2007

 

3rd Annual DOWAMA Parish Life Conference

Join us in Topeka!  Click the link under the title of this post for more info!

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Magnolias, Oaks & Superheroes

Here's a portion of the script from this week's Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio. (Orthodixie podcasts air Sunday through Saturday.) You don't need an iPod to listen to Podcasts and you don't have to catch the Podcasts "live." Go to Ancient Faith Radio and click Tune in Here to listen "live" on your computer; or, go to the Orthodixie page (or any of the others) in the side margin to listen to individual Podcasts at your leisure.

My great grandmother had a prized Magnolia tree in front of her farm house. As a kid, I didn’t know much about tree species, seeds, blooms, blossoms and such. Like most kids, the world was made for, well … me.

Therefore it was a total shock when I discovered that Magnolia trees are NOT for climbing -- at least according to Miss Emma, my great grandmother.

You Southerners know about the wonderful hand grenades that grow on Magnolia trees. In Adult World, these seed-cones are known to flower into a beautiful Southern treasure -- the state flower of Mississippi and Louisiana. But, when you’re 5, 6, maybe 8 or so -- they serve as fabulous projectiles sure to spice up any boring ol’ family reunion (but only if you’re a male -- aged 10 or under).

Which brings me back to that one that grew on my great-grand’s farm …

Instead of plucking through the old cones on the ground, a few of us boys decided to climb up into the Magnolia tree and break off the fresh green ones to hurl at those beneath us. This is when my memory hits “freeze frame.” We heard a noise -- a sort of yelling sound -- coming from the farm house. Unless our eyes deceived us, here came this saintly ol’ matronly country lady … RUNNING & YELLING … her cane hoisted in the air above her head … I don’t even remember climbing down out of the tree. I do remember going back into her house, later, to find her once again in the usual position: Sitting in her rocker in the kitchen, with a pleasant smile on her face that beamed the love that she had for her gathered family …

She never mentioned us climbing up into that Magnolia … and, though I can’t speak for every boy but, I think it’s safe to say that we all got a good talking-to on the way home to our respective houses.

(To this day I’ve never climbed another Magnolia tree.)

There was another tree -- this one an Oak -- that grew on a piece of property between my parents house and our neighbor’s. The patch of woods -- no bigger than a “lot” but a virtual enchanted forest when you’re a young boy -- was our daily getaway.

My neighbor, Doug, and I would climb up into that oak tree every day (or so it seemed). And each year we managed to climb higher and higher … every now and then we’d nail a 2X4 or 1X6 plank in place to mark the latest altitude conquest. It was OUR TREE. No one else was invited. We both had brothers but, being younger, they were ground dwellers. Only Doug and I ascended the towering heights of the Great Oak in the enchanted wood.

That is, until my Dad called. Now, you see, my Mom may have already stepped outside to call me to dinner several times … but, like the snooze on the alarm clock, I knew it wasn’t REALLY time to get home till the sound of the booming, threatening voice of my Dad.

That’s when I sometimes had to turn into a superhero. It’s a long story -- embarrassing, and you wouldn’t believe it anyway -- but, suffice it to say ...

Listen to the whole thing HERE.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

 

Words of Wisdom on MA's Birthday

Today is the birthday of Marcus Aurelius (A.D. 121). Marcus was emperor of Rome from 161 - 180 A.D. Though certainly not a Christian, we can learn from his words. From MEDITATIONS, here's a sampling ...

When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself: The people I deal with today will be meddling, ungrateful, arrogant, dishonest, jealous, and surly. They are like this because they can't tell good from evil. But I have seen the beauty of good, and the ugliness of evil, and have recognized that the wrongdoer has a nature related to my own -- not of the same blood or birth, but the same mind, and possessing a share of the divine. And so none of them can hurt me. No one can implicate me in ugliness. Nor can I feel angry at my relative, or hate him. We were born to work together like feet, hands, and eyes, like the two rows of teeth, upper and lower. To obstruct each other is unnatural. To feel anger at someone, to turn your back on him: these are obstructions.

Don't waste the rest of your time here worrying about other people -- unless it affects the common good. It will keep you from doing anything useful. You'll be too preoccupied with what so-and-so is doing, and why, and what they're saying, and what they're thinking, and what they're up to, and all the other things that throw you off and keep you from focusing on your own mind.

You're better off not giving the small things more time than they deserve.

Constant awareness that everything is born from change. The knowledge that there is nothing nature loves more than to alter what exists and make new things like it. All that exists is the seed of will emerge from it. You think the only seeds are the ones that make plants or children? Go deeper.

Nothing that goes on in anyone else's mind can harm you. Nor can the shifts and changes in the world around you. Then where is the harm to be found?

Suppose that [God] announced that you were going to die tomorrow, or the day after. Unless you were a complete coward you wouldn't kick up a fuss about which day it was: what difference could it make? Now recognize that the difference between years from now and tomorrow is just as small.

The best revenge is not to be like that.

Not to assume it's impossible because you find it hard. But to recognize that if it's humanly possible, you can do it too.

Care for other human beings. Follow God.

It's quite possible to be a good man without anyone realizing it. Remember that.

It's silly to try to escape other people's faults. The are inescapable. Just try to escape your own.

Give yourself a gift: the present moment.

It doesn't matter how good a life you've led. There'll still be people standing around the bed who will welcome the sad event.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

 

AFR, OCF & IOCC at Virginia Tech

All this week, Ancient Faith Radio is airing reports from Fr. Kevin Scherer, Executive Director of the Orthodox Christian Fellowship, as he is on the campus of Virginia Tech University. OCF and IOCC are joined together to provide pastoral counsel and encouragement on the campus following the recent shootings.

Click on Ancient Faith Radio to find the story & link.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

 

Polyester Microfiber in the Houston Heat



Thanks to FWD from Fr Miguel Grave de Peralta via Diogenes.

(A 2X sleeveless shell? O my. In that case, best -- by far -- to stick with the more traditional black.)

Place order here.

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CHRYSOSTOM: 1600th Anniversary Celebration

2007 is the 1600th anniversary of the repose of St. John Chrysostom, the “Golden-mouth.” For the Orthodox Church, St. John is one of the most brilliant lights among the fathers and saints who adorn her history. He is best known for his sermons and commentaries on the Scriptures, fearless leadership as a chief hierarch and shepherd of the Church, selfless care for the poor and sick, and for the Liturgy that bears his name. The service for the feast of the Three Hierarchs extols him as an equal to St. Gregory the Theologian and St. Basil the Great. Yet St. John is not noted as an exponent of the dogmas of the faith.

What then is St. John Chrysostom’s place among the fathers of the Church? This is the theme of the Symposium to be held in St. Louis, September 28-30, 2007.

For more information go H E R E.

Presenters: Mitred Archpriest George Larin - Rector, Holy Protection Church, Nyack, NY

Archpriest Valentin Asmus - Professor of Byzantine History at Moscow Theological Academy; Member of the Patriarchal Theological Commission

Rev. Dr. John Behr - Professor of Patristics and Dean-elect of St. Vladimir’s Seminary, Crestwood, NY

Dr. David Bradshaw - Associate Professor of Philosophy, University of Kentucky

Dr. Matthew Steenberg - Head of Theology, Greyfriars, Oxford University, England

Guest Choir: St. John of San Francisco Men's Chorale, Nicholas Kotar, Conductor San Francisco, CA

Thanks to FWD from Jean-Michel.

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Monday, April 23, 2007

 

R&R (Rant & Ramble) ‘Round the GWC

The Internet. From seemingly out of nowhere it has swooped in to dominate -- Dominate -- much of our lives. Thank God for the ease of search engines like Google, and the ability (if desired) of keeping abreast of recent – up to the millisecond -- news.

[There’s also the ease of gossip, endless pics of naughty bits, and all that ridiculous spam in our e-mailboxes. What is a Barrister anyway? How many rich people are there in Nigeria – and why do they all want to give me their money? It can, at its worst, resemble the graffiti on a men’s room wall in a run down gas station. It’s only legit if the “author” was illiterate – misspelled words carry great weight on PRW (public restroom walls).]

When something like the massacre at Virginia Tech occurs, the discussion around the GWC (Global Water Cooler) changes. The GWC, in many respects, is no different than the old-timey proverbial one: People chat about the news of the day; if you want to be heard, you have to stay on topic. When something extreme happens the chatter stops entirely. For a moment ... Then the emotions; the analyzing, the pontificating and awfulizing. Somewhere along the way, as with all things HOP (human-outside-paradise), the topic becomes politicized. Some leave the discussion. Others become experts on the subject. Few learn anything new. But the chatter goes on. It's possible to lose all sense of “otherness” beyond the tragedy.

During “normal time,” The Weather is always a safe bet for small talk. Now, thanks to the uncertainties of the GWD (Global Warming Debate), we can’t even civilly discuss that!

Back in my days in radio it was considered a bit of a stoop for a station to “sell the weather.” That is, some stations would have the DJ to say that the forecast was coming up … brought to you by … and the listeners would have to endure the sponsor’s ad just to find out the current temp and predictions. Now that sounds old-timey. Not selling the weather? Pshaw! These days, every broadcast station does it. There’s even a whole Cable Channel devoted to selling the weather.

But, bear with me here: What if we could politicize the weather? What if the new TTH (threat to humankind) is none other than the constant threat of … the weather!

We should just shut up.

Take a breath.

Unfortunately, now that we have entered “election cycle,” we can’t, they won’t, some body else will … it’s a mess.

Great. The Internet = The new Tower of Babel. Who’d a thunk?

Speaking of thunk? Since when did the common denominator of a mass murderer become: “He was a loner?” Good heavens. Loner and crazy tend to go together. I mean, one doesn’t require the other but; they’re seldom without each other. The same could be said for Loner and Genius -- but we just don't seem to have a lot of genius running 'round these days. Crazy, however? Prevalent.

Speaking of crazy – Some things don’t even strike me as queer anymore. For example, while scanning the news my eyes often deceive me. A while back, this is what I read:

Pat Robertson responsible for killing cats

Of course, that’s NOT what the blurb said.
I later discovered that Pat Robertson was really Rat Poison!

Weeks later, the same eyes:

Giuliani's Head Shrinks

Which was, rather … Giuliani’s Lead Shrinks

But, you see, the problem is not so much my old eyes – but the fact that the world has gotten so nutty that it was only later, much later, that it registered that I'd been deceived. At first glance, I paid no mind to such wild headlines!

Crazy.

Anyway, all this is to say, I could almost swear that I've heard voices saying the killings at Virginia Tech might be attrubitable to rich kids, firearms, loner-hood, system failure, the dean, kookiness, the police -- in fact, anything ...

but evil.

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Friday, April 20, 2007

 

IOCC & OCF at Virginia Tech

Here's word from Deacon Raphael Barberg about the efforts of Orthodox organizations, including International Orthodox Christian Charities, on the Virgina Tech campus. Your help (and prayers) appreciated!

International Orthodox Christian Charities (IOCC) and the Orthodox Christian Fellowship (OCF) are coordinating a joint response for Orthodox Christian students and others at Virginia Tech early next week. The campus, of course, is closed this week. Orthodox Christian priests will be on the VA Tech campus early next week to meet individually and in groups with OCF students and others. The priests will provide critical stress response/trauma incident counseling to any students seeking their support, with their focus being those connected to OCF.

Pascalis (Lee) Papouras, IOCC's US program coordinator, has arranged for Fr. Angelo Pappas of Portsmouth, NH and Fr. Peter Preble of Southbridge, MA to be in Blacksburg by Monday. Fr. Angelo and Fr. Peter were two of IOCC's first responders when Katrina ravaged the Gulf Coast. They expect to be joined by OCF director, Fr. Kevin Scherer and Fr. Dcn Raphael Barberg of Niagara, NY. They will coordinate their activities with Fr Dean Nastos, the OCF clergy advisor at Virginia Tech. If it is necessary to have counseling resources available the following week, IOCC has arranged for Fr. Jon-Stephen Hedges of Goleta, CA to deploy to the Tech campus.

The priests who serve as IOCC front-liners, of course, have on-going responsibilities in their respective communities. They have to arrange with their parishes to be available for this important service. They are trained and experienced counselors in addition to being priests. We are blessed by their service, and through them, we all will be "on the ground" at Virginia Tech.

To make an online donation CLICK HERE -- or, call it in to the toll-free donation hotline at (877) 803-4622 or mail it to IOCC at Post Office Box 630225; Baltimore, MD 21263-0225.

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Men, Ketchup, and the Resurrection

The following is the script from this week's Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio. (Orthodixie podcasts air Sunday through Saturday.) You don't need an iPod to listen to Podcasts and you don't have to catch the Podcasts "live." Go to Ancient Faith Radio and click Tune in Here to listen "live" on your computer; or, go to the Orthodixie page (or any of the others) in the side margin to listen to individual Podcasts at your leisure.

Men and Women are Different.

By “different,” I don’t mean just physically … nor am I here referring only to Ketchup.

Ketchup you may ask -- ?

You married men know about the Ketchup, right?

“Honey, where’s the ketchup?”

“Top shelf in the fridge,” she says.

“I looked there – in fact, I’ve looked everywhere. It’s not in the fridge! Are we out?”

At this point the wife walks right up to the stunningly apparent Ketchup bottle, sitting on the top shelf in the fridge and hands it to the man. It’s like magic. This also works for socks, ties, and – though he’ll never learn – directions and road maps.

As I told someone recently – a man whose wife had just found the missing baptismal cross in his jacket pocket – “You know … Adam would never have been able to find that Tree all by himself if his life had depended on it!”

Anyway …

In the Gospel for the second Sunday after Pascha, we read about the women who went to the Tomb early in the morning to anoint the body of our Lord. Remember, Jesus had been hastily buried in a tomb owned by Joseph of Arimathea with the help of the other secret disciple, Nicodemus. These two men, Joseph of Arimathea and Nicodemus, are included in the full list of Myrrhbearers, but generally this day is understood as the Sunday of the Myrrh Bearing Women.

Of the remaining 11 disciples -- all MEN -- not one of them is listed as a Myrrhbearer. The men who had followed him when He'd said, "Come follow me;" the men who appear throughout the Gospel narratives ... those men? They abandoned him after the Crucifixion.

Now here we see a band of women disciples making their way toward the Tomb with only God knew what awaiting them.

This is important because, and the more astute among you are already aware of this: There is a big difference between Men and Women.

Take, for instance, men. Men are all about doing.

Do this, did this, accomplished that … what next?

Women (you all know this) are about relationships.

This person, that child, my sister, mother-in-law, friend, etc.


etc.


etc.


etc.

Any priest could admit it’s true: Women and men even confess differently.

A man comes to Confession: “Did this, failed at this, accomplished this, working on this … oh, and uh, did that.”

The woman comes and, through a circular dialogue, intimates her shortcomings and struggles within the web of relationships in her life.

There was even a popular book some years ago entitled Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Many of you, no doubt, are familiar with some of this -- for instance …

And I paraphrase:

“When a Man gets upset he doesn’t talk about what’s bothering him. He never burdens another Man with his problem unless his friend’s assistance is necessary to solve the problem. Instead he becomes very quiet and goes to his private cave to think about his problem, mulling it over to find a solution.

If he can’t find a solution then he does something to forget his problems, like reading the news or playing a game.” (p.30)

Or – as was the case with Peter & the disciples, going fishing …

“When a Woman becomes upset or is stressed … to find relief, she seeks out someone she trusts and then talks in great detail about the problems of her day. When Women share feelings of being overwhelmed, they suddenly feel better.

Women are not ashamed of having problems. Their egos are dependent not on looking ‘competent’ but rather on being in loving relationships. They openly share feelings of being overwhelmed, confused, hopeless, and exhausted. (p.31)

To feel better, women talk about past problems, future problems, potential problems, even problems that have no solutions.

We see this represented in the Gospel story. The women are on their way to the Tomb and talking. "And they were saying to one another, "Who will roll away the stone for us from the door of the tomb?"

Men are different ...

“A man under stress tends to focus on one problem and forget others …” (p.36)

Compare the beautiful story of the women at the Tomb to that of Peter and John approaching the Tomb. They raced each other! They were men. It is not recorded that John and Peter, true to their nature, discussed anything on the way ... they just tried to get there first!

(But, you see, they'd already heard the Tomb was empty.)

In choosing to announce the Resurrection through the daughters of Eve, the Holy Myrrhbearers, we see the Annunciation in another light. Whereas earlier, a young Maiden had heard the words of the Archangel Gabriel in private; here, an Angel announces to the Mother of God and the faithful women disciples the Resurrection. The way to Paradise has been re-opened, for our Lord has destroyed death by Death. Go! Announce to the sons of Adam the New Day, the Resurrection.

And, they did ...

They Still Do!

Today the New Eve hears that her son, the New Adam, has conquered death and, by His glorious Resurrection, has paved the way for the sons and daughters of the Church -- you, me, yours and mine -- to Paradise!

Oh we’re still plenty different – no doubt; and there’s plenty of women still having to nudge the men they love toward that Empty Tomb.

Grandmothers & sisters, Moms & cousins, Widows & daughters – and, yes, even MEN!
Let us all -- with that same zeal; that same conviction and joy; through our word and example -- announce to others that Paradise is again available to us all!

“Male and female – He created them …”

By the Empty Tomb and His glorious Resurrection, He RE-CREATED them!
(Adam, Eve – you & me.)

Encouraged by the courage of the Holy Myrrhbearers let us say:

Christ is Risen!

Indeed, He is Risen!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

 

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

 

SERMON: St Raphael on Red Eggs

Christ is Risen, Brethren, and I wish you abundant blessings.

I offer thanks and glory to God the Father who desired that we celebrate this year also the Resurrection of His Son the Saviour of mankind and, as it is customary in our Holy Church since the beginning, I will greet and offer each one of you a Red Egg on this glorious feast.

If you ask me when this custom in the Christian Church began, I would say that it is a very old custom and that it dates back to the time of the disciples. There is an old tradition that Mary Magdalene -- who is considered to be the first who deserved to receive the joyful news from the angel about the resurrection of the Saviour from His tomb, and the first who saw the Saviour after His Resurrection -- presented a Red Egg to the emperor Tiberius while she was preaching about Christ in the city of Rome. The Red Egg was a symbol of the faith of the Christians in the resurrection of the dead and the life to come in the kingdom of heaven.

It is clear that the egg symbolized the resurrection of the dead, the resurrection of the bodies of the departed, thus the truth of life after death. For just as the dead substance inside the egg shell moves and becomes a living substance by the warmth of the chicken who sits on it, and after a period of time breaks the egg shell and comes forth as a living young chick, so also our dead bodies, even after being kept in a grave or a casket, will be revived by the power and the warmth of the Holy Spirit. We will break the gates of Hades and rise as living bodies on the day of the great judgment, after the image of the resurrected body of our Lord and God, Jesus Christ.

Therefore the egg is a splendid symbol of the truth of life after death and the resurrection of the body. As for dying it red, this is because the red colour indicates joy and happiness and it represents the blood of Christ that was shed on the precious cross of the life of the world and its salvation from sin, death, and damnation.

He who offers the Red Egg proclaims Christ is Risen! and he who receives is replies Indeed, He is Risen! This affirms our Orthodox belief in the resurrection of all the faithful in the resurrected Jesus Christ. Through His Glorious Resurrection, He opened to us the way from death to life.

-- Archimandrite Raphael Hawaweeny, Pascha 1900.

Stolen from the parish newsletter (The Light) of St Anthony the Great Church, Spring, Texas. Translated by Fr André Issa, edited by Diana Angelo & Missy Galagaza; tweaked (here) by Fr Joseph Huneycutt.

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Monday, April 16, 2007

 

To the Virgin for Virginia (and us all)

O Most Holy Mother of God, we turn to you in prayer, because you know a mother's pain for her Son who suffered and was crucified. Comfort the anguished mothers and fathers suffering for their children who are experiencing attacks, violence, persecution, and sudden death. Preserve us from the hands of evil-doers and save us and them from every evil and sin.


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TOPEKA ... But, Why?

Hundreds of Orthodox Christians are expected to gather late this spring in Topeka, Kansas.

That's right, Topeka!

Hundreds!

"Why?" you may ask.

First of all, it has nothing to do with, so I'm told, the zip code.

Here at blog central, we know that the real reason folks want to visit Topeka is for the food.

Here, I kid you not, is a man taking a picture of a hamburger near Topeka.

See! THIS is so not true.

It's more like THIS (but, think incense).

Here's proof that you CAN have fun in Topeka, Kansas.

But, before you come, some pointers:

You'll need to fly into Kansas City (shown here, circa yesterday).

For the trip from the airport to Topeka, it's best to have one of these.

Wait. Here's a native Kansan now.

Perhaps you're wondering about the night life?

Or maybe you can't wait to see the skyline?

And who could forget that wild and crazy shape of the state itself?

By now, you're problem asking, "Well how do I get there?"
Click HERE.

okay. Okay. OKAY!

The real reason Orthodox Christians are converging on Topeka this June ...

The 3rd Annual Parish Life Conference of the Diocese of Wichita and Mid-America.

June 14 - 17, 2007


If you've never been to a Parish Life Conference, you're missing out. And, chances are, if you have been -- you're coming again. It's like an Orthodox family reunion ... that grows every year. Oh, and ... kids & teens? They love it!

This year's keynote speaker -- Reader Herman, aka Dr H. Tristram Engelhardt, M.d., Ph.D. -- is a hoot! Oh sure, he's real smart and all, but a hoot to boot. Also, there's workshops scheduled throughout the conference to fit a variety of interests and needs.

The schedule is chock-full of events for all ages and the hotel is as fine as they come.

EVERYTHING you need to know is to be found H E R E.

Join us in Topeka this June for DOWAMA's annual family gathering! Click the above link and register today!



Perhaps it's the really cool places? Or because of this? Or this!
Other reasons to visit Topeka, Kansas?
Wanna plug the DOWAMA PLC?

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

 

A Blog Award! Who'd a Thunk?

This blog is a recipient of the Thinking Blog Award.
My e-pal Dixie is the culprit just too kind.

Here are the instructions:

1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think.
2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme.
3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ with a link to the post that you wrote.



All right ... even though I promised I would never do another MEME after the one I did do, I'll do it. [Incidentally, speaking of which, there's a query in the comments of that old post about whether Duke's Mayonnaise is available in Texas. Welp, sha'azam! (that's the way they spell it in the Old Country) Even though I no longer eat it -- we recently found Duke's in a Middle Eastern specialty store!]

I don't get out much; I stick pretty close to the blogroll in my side margin. All of those blogs are thought provoking regular stops. Fr Stephen Freeman offers daily more than daily deep and serious thoughts. (He ain't got time for no MEME! But, do make time to visit Glory to God for All Things.) Also, my e-pal Dawn is bogged down fabu bizzy with her new book tour. But The Dawn Patrol (and its multitudinous comments) is a thought producer.

But there are others that nudge the ol' noggin' ...

First off, John travels. In Notes From a Common Place Book, he views the world, the church, politics, through the lens of his journeys among others (voices that often need a hearing in our troubled times).

E-buddy Jan Bear ... she's working on getting a novel (or 2?) published. The girl can write -- I just wish she did it more for free on her blog.

Then there's James, I mean Reader Seraphim, I mean Deacon James ... Doh! This guy. His Ancient Church blog lifts my spirits in a God-pleasing way.

This next recipient -- not holding my breath that they will reciprocate the MEME (What an idea!) -- is the most thought provoking "blog" around:
Get Religion. Do it. Daily. Dey works hard for no money.

Finally -- I know, I know ... I'm stretching the nature of the MEME here -- this guy is the funniest thing since Dave Barry! I cannot put him in my side margin because Baptists also read this blog some of his funnies ain't fittin'. But, just between you and me, here's a recent post from Wilder by Far. (You can navigate to the main page for more, but be warned ... do not read this blog while eating, drinking or driving. On the other hand, it has been known to help cure melancholy and bronchitis.) Okay, so I lied. John's never made me think at all. Kudos to him for that.

Oh, about that promise never to do another MEME, I also promise to quit using the strike feature.

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Friday, April 13, 2007

 

Cap'n Hoe!

My son decided, without any knowledge (to my knowledge) of recent events, to create a new character last night. He loves to pretend to be a pirate -- Yet last night he played one who'd lost his right hand and had it replaced by a plastic hoe. I dubbed him, innocently enough, "Cap'n Hoe!"

"Ho, ho! Cap'n Hoe!"

My soon-to-be-teen came in from homework saying, "Dad! Stop saying that!"

I said, "What?"

She said, "Cap'n Hoe!"

"I was thinking of blogging it."

"Dad, don't! You'll probably get kicked off of Blogger -- and even lose your radio program."

Later, my youngest, who had been quietly persistently working with scissors, pencil and bag, announced her new creation: An American Eagle! (Imagine a white paper lunch bag with pencil drawn eyes and tiny V-shaped beak with styrofoam packing inserts for wings.)

Then, to the shock of myself and Cap'n Hoe, she took the pirate's pistol and shot him! She killed the eagle!

We both at the same time said: "That's illegal!"

"What?" she asked.

Cap'n Hoe said ... "You can't shoot an American Eagle, it's illegal. Illegal means it will get you elected ... ellected ... allected ... arrgh! ... It means you go to jail!"

Cap'n Hoe said, "I kept saying elected instead of ARRESTED!"


The End.


This blog post has absolutely no point whatsoever. Except, perhaps, to say that: I've never been a fan of shock-jocks nor Gansta Rap. If the whole radio media industry begins to clean up their act ... that would be a good thing.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

 

PASCHA: About Those Rejects ...

The following note is from a mom regarding a picture caption within this post ...

So, I go into my favorite youngest daughter's room to find her changing the sheets on her bed. It's Tuesday, no one asked (or told) her to change her sheets, no plans for house guests, and I am curious, but I don't say anything. I asked her if she listens to The All- American Rejects and she scoots past me saying "move along." I stepped back as she made her way around the bed and when she saw me looking at the pile of sheets she is rolling onto the floor, she says "dirty little secret." Then she says "it ends tonight, 11:11pm" She takes a few more steps and looks at me like I am in her way then she says "I'm waiting." I am staring at her with a dumb expression on my face (not too difficult to achieve) because she's never used such short snippy phrases when talking to me before, and she says ...

"What, Mom? I forgot that if you shake a Pepsi before you open it, it spews, and it got all over my bed, so I have to change the sheets. You came in here asking me if I listen to The All-American Rejects, and I was telling you the names of their songs!!!!"
______________

Heh heh.

Christ is Risen!

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PILGRIMAGE: Monastery & Bluebonnets

At risk of becoming a photo-blog, here's some pictures from yesterday's
Saint Paraskevi Greek Orthodox Monastery & Bluebonnet Tour.

Hover your cursor over the pics for captions; click to enlarge.

Enjoy!

That's me in the midst of a sea of bluebonnets (the state flower of Texas) beneath the windmill that pumps water for the women's Monastery of St Paraskevi.Though still over 4 years away from eligibility, I was blessed to travel with these good folks, the Seniors of St George.Another shot of this cool windmill.  Look like Texas or what?The natural (but it takes a lot of work to look this natural) beauty of the Monastery.Grape vines will soon produce the wine for Communion.The Monastery pond.Bluebonnets at water's edge.Obviously, the Monastery barn.Light shines forth -- through a newly installed window in the Monastery Temple (under construction).An outside view of the new construction.The beautiful architecture of the existing house, where the nuns live and pray, gives one pause.For instance, this is the view of the manse coming up from the pond.The front door view of the Monastery.The hospitality house where -- during Bright Week -- you can gain 10 pounds in 30 minutes!  In addition to the wonderful hospitality of the monastics, there's also a nice icon & gift shop.The interior of the dome in the narthex.Even the air handling vents are wonderfully done!Men working of the outter dome's construction.Back inside, the main dome.The interior view from what will soon be the altar -- looking back toward the narthex.On March 7, 1901, Lupinus subcarnosus (also known as Buffalo clover) became the only species of bluebonnet recognized as the state flower of Texas. However, Lupinus texensis (Texas bluebonnet) emerged as the favorite of most Texans. The flowers' deep blue blossoms can be seen from March through May in many areas of Texas. As a result of this popularity, in 1971 the Texas Legislature made any species of bluebonnet the state flower, including L. subcarnosus, L. texensis, L. concinnus, L. plattensis and L. havardii. Lupinus texensis remains as the iconic Texas bluebonnet. (Wikipedia)A popular spring pastime in Texas is photographing children, family members, and pets among the bluebonnets. Many families return to the same spot every year for photographs as part of a family tradition. (Wikipedia)Another Texas tradition was started by Lady Bird Johnson, after her return from Washington, D.C. as First Lady to President Lyndon Baines Johnson. Lady Bird persuaded the government of the State of Texas to seed bluebonnets and other wildflowers along the highways throughout the state. Every spring the flowers return as a legacy of the First Lady. (Wikipedia)

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Monday, April 09, 2007

 

PASCHA PICS: Parish & Personal

Here's some pics, parish & personal, from Pascha 2007.
Click to enlarge.


Fr John Salem leads the procession with the Gospel
Book. Thanks to the cold, rainy weather --
sleet in Houston! -- we did not process outside.


Fr Joseph Shahda ... "Christ is Risen!"


Blogger: "Christ is Risen!"


His face says it: "Christ is Risen!"


Amou Sami & the Arabic choir ... ألمسيح قام


English choir ... Vivian said: "Si Cristo ay nabuhay! Siya nga ay nabuhay!"


The Paschal Blessing ... "Trampling down death by death ..."


The annual egg contest. (I'm looking at my cracked
egg -- the victor, eight years running: Fr Joseph Shahda.)


Three princesses gather in the hall for the feast.
(The tallest is a Huneycutt.)


My favorite oldest daughter and her pal, Alexa, are listening to,
so I learned, "The All-American Rejects." (I'd never heard of the group.
Somehow I doubt that will become a Pascha tradition.)


"Let God arise ... let his enemies be scattered!"
(Agape Vespers)


Front to back: German, Romanian, Spanish, and Latin.
(Agape Vespers)


Fore to iconostasis: French, Low Country Scottish, Ukranian, and Greek.
(Agape Vespers)


The guy with the candles: English.
(Agape Vespers)


"What did you say?"


I said: "Christ is Risen!"


Oh, and the Easter Bunny!


My son holds our black cat named Lily. She was born
on Pascha, May 1st, two years ago. Hence the name.
(Though surrounded by Orthodox, to our knowledge, she never fasts.)


My favorite youngest daughter and family friend,
Mary Deane, dye eggs on Holy Saturday.


That's us ... wishing you and yours:


A happy Pascha!

Christ is Risen!

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NOTES: Pascha & Bright Week

The following notes [an annual "tradition"] come courtesy of Fr Mark Mancuso of St Elizabeth the New-Martyr, Columbia, SC ...

Christ is Risen!

A few notes for Bright Week and the Paschal season.

• We greet one another during the entire Paschal season (which lasts 40 days) with the words: "Christ is risen!" and the response to the greeting is: "Indeed, He is risen!"

• During Bright Week, the Holy Doors and the Deacons' doors of the iconostasis remain open symbolizing the empty tomb of our Master and Savior: Christ is risen!

• During Bright Week, our prayers in church and at home are sung and not read as we sing all week the feast of the risen Christ: Christ is risen!

• During Bright Week, our morning and evening prayers are replaced by the singing of the short service of the Hours of Pascha (see your prayer books or see below): Christ is risen!

• During Bright Week, we do not read from the psalter at home or in church for the prophecies have been fulfilled: Christ is risen!

• During Bright Week, there is no fasting as we are at feast with the Bridegroom who processes forth from the tomb: Christ is risen!

• During the entire Paschal season there is no prostrating or kneeling permitted in church or at home for we stand with the resurrected Christ: Christ is risen!

• During the Paschal season we begin all of our prayers at home and in church by singing the troparion of Pascha: "Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death, and upon those in the tombs bestowing life!"

• During the Paschal season and extending to Pentecost, we do not pray "O Heavenly King, the Comforter, the Spirit of Truth..." for the Comforter comes on Pentecost. Christ is risen!

• And most important of all: "A Pascha worthy of all honor has dawned for us. Pascha! Let us embrace each other joyously!...This is the day of resurrection. Let us be illumined by the feast. Let us embrace each other. Let us call 'Brother' even those who hate us, and forgive all by the resurrection, and so let us cry: Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death, and upon those in the tombs bestowing life!" "And unto us He has given eternal life. Let us
worship His resurrection on the third day!"

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PASCHAL HOURS

PRIEST: Blessed is our God, always, now and ever, and unto the ages of ages

But a layman sayeth: Through the prayers of our holy fathers, O Lord Jesus Christ, our God, have mercy on us.

Amen. Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death, and on those in the tombs bestowing life. Thrice.

Then we chant:

Having beheld the resurrection of Christ, let us worship the holy Lord Jesus, the only Sinless One. We worship Thy cross, O Christ, and Thy holy Resurrection we hymn and glorify; for Thou art our God, and we know none other beside Thee, and we call upon Thy name. O come, all ye faithful, let us worship Christ's holy Resurrection, for behold, through the Cross joy hath come to all the world. Ever blessing the Lord, we hymn His Resurrection; for, having endured crucifixion, He hath destroyed death by death. Thrice.

The Hypakoe, eighth tone, once: Forestalling the dawn, the women came with Mary, and found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre, and heard from the angel: why seek ye among the dead, as though He were a mortal, Him Who liveth in everlasting light? Behold the grave-clothes. Go quickly and proclaim to the world that the Lord is risen and hath slain death. For He is the Son of God Who saveth mankind.

The Kontakion, eighth tone, once:

Though Thou didst descend into the grave, O Immortal One, yet didst Thou destroy the power of hades. And didst arise as victor, O Christ God, calling to the myrrh-bearing women: Rejoice! And giving peace unto Thine apostles: Thou Who dost grant resurrection to the fallen.

And these Troparia, eighth tone, once: In the grave bodily, but in hades with Thy soul as God: in Paradise with the thief, and on the throne with the Father and the Spirit wast Thou Who fillest all things, O Christ the Inexpressible.

Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit.

How life-giving, how much more beautiful than Paradise, and truly more resplendent than any royal palace was Thy tomb shown to be, O Christ, the source of our resurrection.

Both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.

O sanctified and divine tabernacle of the Most High, rejoice! For through thee, O Theotokos, joy is given to them that cry: Blessed art thou among women, O all-spotless Lady.

Lord, have mercy. Forty times.

Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.

More honourable than the Cherubim, and beyond compare more glorious than the Seraphim, who without corruption gavest birth to God the Word, the very Theotokos, thee do we magnify.

If a Priest Serve: In the name of the Lord, Father bless.

PRIEST: O Lord Jesus Christ our God, for the sake of the prayers of Thy most pure Mother, of our holy and God-bearing fathers, and of all the saints, have mercy on us.

If a Reader's service: O Lord bless.

Amen. Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death, and on those in the tombs bestowing life. (thrice) Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.

If a Priest Serve: Father bless.

PRIEST: May Christ our true God, Who rose from the dead, and trampled down death by death and on those in the tombs bestowed life, through the intercessions of His most Pure Mother, and of all the saints have mercy on us and save us, for He is good and the Lover of mankind.

If a Reader's service: O Lord bless!

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Indeed, He is Risen!

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Sunday, April 08, 2007

 

ألمسيح قام

Christ is Risen!

Χριστὸς ἀνέστη!

ألمسيح قام

Хрңстос Воскресе!

Hristos a înviat!

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Saturday, April 07, 2007

 

Greetings from Ramallah!


by Subdeacon Anthony Camille Baba -- posted by permission.

The title should read ..."A Pilgrimage thus far," and that it's been! We got here safely on Tuesday evening about 4ish but didn't leave the airport until an hour or so after that. My parents got their passports stamped but I on the other hand had to wait. I fit the description: young, Arab, young, and Arab. They didn't give me a hard time really, they asked me a couple questions and after a while gave me back my passport and that was it.

Back to the should be title ... very early this morning (Holy Thursday), I drove to Jerusalem from Ramallah with my parents (they would drive back after dropping me off) and an 8 mile drive took us almost an hour, without traffic. There were two checkpoints and lots and lots of curvy and bumpy roads.

I met with the son (George) of the Priest in Jerusalem (Fr. Elias Yaghnam) at St. James Cathedral for the Divine Liturgy. It was AWESOME! George got me right in there with the rest of the chanters, I was standing right next to the Bishop's throne. It wouldn't be long until the Patriarch would make his way there. Literally speaking, I could see his nose hairs. There were so many people taking pictures and I'm sure I was in all of them. :)

Before the Liturgy was over, George and I walked outside to the courtyard where the service of the foot washing would take place, but before the Liturgy started, there was hardly anyone in the courtyard and by the time we went out, there were probably 1,000 people barricaded. We walked through the open areas that the Patriarch and clergy would be processing and made our way to the top of a building to get a REALLY AWESOME view! Unreal. It was very neat, a bit theatrical but not in any negative way.

Before the foot washing service started, a big priest walked up a really skinny ladder to stand on a very small platform to read the Gospel. He was like the narrator, he would say, "Jesus said" and the Patriarch would actually say what Jesus said. Then the priest would say, "Then Simon-Peter said" and one of the 12 priests who was assigned to Simon-Peter would complete the sentence. There was a crew standing next to me with a really high-tec video camera and microphone...they're from New York and there for PBS. They said the DVD would be on sale and that it would be aired on PBS in a year.

That's all I got for now, I'm hopeful that I'll be there again on Holy Saturday morning for the Divine Liturgy and especially to see the uncreated Light. Aka The Holy Fire, or the "light that needs no bic." :)

Please be assured of my prayers at these most holy places, and please keep me in your prayers. I'll try to keep y'all updated, it's not very difficult finding one of these "IN-TERRR-NET" Cafes.

As-salam-'ah-lay-kum,
Camille

PS - It's what they say anywhere and everywhere around here, Christian or non.

Image courtesy of IOCC.

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+BB on XB! (CR & XA) ... Dachau


Beloved and Christ-loving Clergy, Monastics and Laity of the Diocese of Wichita and Mid-America:

I embrace and greet you with a holy kiss in the Name of the Resurrected Theanthropos Jesus Christ, and, together with you and Orthodox Christians throughout the world, I joyfully proclaim that Christ is risen! Χριστὸς ἀνέστη! ألمسيح قام Хрңстос Воскресе! Hristos a înviat!

As we prepare to celebrate the most glorious Feast of feasts in our beautifully adorned church temples across the Heartland of America, let us recall and be inspired by another glorious Pascha - this one celebrated in stark Block 26 at Dachau Concentration Camp in 1945:

“The room was bare, save for a wooden table and an icon of the Theotokos. A creative solution to the problem of the vestments was found. Linen towels were taken from the SS hospital. When sewn together lengthwise, two towels formed an epitrachelion, and when sewn end-to-end they became an orarion. Red crosses, originally intended to be worn by the medical personnel of the SS guards, were put on these towel-vestments. On Pascha, May 6th, countless Serbs, Greeks and Russians gathered in and around the barracks. In the entire history of the Orthodox Church there has probably never been a Paschal service like that one. Greek and Serbian priests together with a Serbian deacon wore the make-shift vestments over their blue and gray-striped prisoner’s uniforms. Then they began to chant, alternating from Greek to Slavonic, the Paschal Canon and the Paschal Stichera all from memory! The Gospel—“In the beginning was the Word”—from memory! And finally, the Paschal Homily of Saint John Chrysostom—also from memory! A young Greek monk from the Holy Mountain stood up in front of us and recited it with such infectious enthusiasm that we shall never forget him as long as we live. Eighteen Orthodox priests and one deacon concelebrated this unforgettable service.”

May our Paschal joy approximate in some small measure that experienced by those courageous Orthodox Christians in Dachau sixty-two years ago.

Wishing you and your families a glorious Paschal season, I remain
Your Father in the Risen Christ,

+ B A S I L
Bishop of Wichita and Mid-America


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Friday, April 06, 2007

 

FRIDAY: God is [always] Good

I was blessed to carry the cross for the Crucifixion re-enactment during last night's Twelve Gospels service. (Pictured here, courtesy Greg Quartaro, heading through the narthex.) I hadn't expected the honour, but was asked to carry it just before the procession left the altar. Having had no experience with that particular cross, I had no idea what I was getting into when I hoisted it over my shoulder and stooped to pass through the door leading out of the iconostasis. Then I felt a guiding hand assisting at the base of the cross. Knowing that there was someone helping me to steer the cross through building and people was a great relief! The darkened church was packed with people kneeling, and the last thing you want to do is to whap someone on the head during the three circuits of the temple.

As each curve approached, like an eighteen wheeler I was careful with my rear in making my forward movements. Always ... I felt the guiding hand helping out in the back.

After a while I started to resent all the help I was getting ... thinking: "Come on, Fr John, I'm not that bad! I think I've got the hang of it." But, it was a comfort, nonetheless, to know that someone was helping me to make it to Golgatha.

As I ascended the steps of the dias, and circled the stand for the cross, I noticed that I was alone ... the other priests and servers had stopped at the edge of the dias. I still felt the helping hand -- I thought my mind played a trick.

After placing the cross in the holder, Fathers John Salem and Joseph Shahda "nailed" our Lord's image to the Cross ... we made our reverences and re-entered the altar while 300 or so of the faithful made their way up to fall down before the Tree and kiss the image of the Saviour's feet.

I said to Fr John, "I appreciate your help steering the cross."

He said, "I didn't help you."

I said, "Come on! Really?"

"No," he said, "I made sure I was about five feet behind you so that I wouldn't interfere."

Y'all?


God is [always] good.

Good Friday.

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

 

The Article Everyone's Talking About ...

Lots o' bloggers have been shinin' the light on the latest column by tmatt. I meant to, but the Church Calender had other plans. :)

Anyway, just in case you've not read it: HERE'S A COPY.

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Wisdom! Go All Wobbly!


As most of you know, the priest prays many prayers in secret. That's why you've probably never heard the "all wobbly" part following the "Command!" at the Presanctified Liturgy.

Its purpose, especially this time of year, is to make all clocks and calendars irrelevant. You only thought it was Thursday ... it's really Friday. Or, you only thought it was morning ... it's really evening. Etc.

So, while you were dutifully and piously falling to your knees during service, the above image shows what was actually taking place.

Now, carry on (don't go all wobbly) ... and may God grant us all a spiritually profitable Three Days.

Pic courtesy of Greg Quartaro.

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Grass Partakes of Fire ...


From lips defiled and a vile heart,
from an impure tongue and a soul defiled,
receive my prayer, O my Christ,
and do not despise my words,
my appearance,
nor my shamelessness.
Grant me boldness, my Christ,
to say what I desire.
Even more, teach me
what to do and say.
I have sinned more than the harlot
who, on learning where Thou wast,
bought myrrh and came boldly to anoint Thy feet,
my God, my Master and my Christ.
As Thou didst not turn her away
when she came with her heart,
so, O Word, turn me not away,
but give me Thy feet to hold, to kiss,
and to anoint bodily with a stream of tears
as with a precious ointment.
Wash me with my tears, O Word,
and cleanse me with them!
Remit my transgressions
and grant me forgiveness.
Thou knowest the multitude of my evil;
Thou knowest also my wounds!
Thou seest my scars;
Thou knowest also my faith!
Thou seest my intentions
and hearest my sighs.
Nothing is hidden from Thee,
my God, my Maker, my Redeemer,
not even a teardrop,
or part of that drop.
Thine eyes have seen
that which I have not yet done.
Thou hast inscribed in Thy book
things yet to happen.
See my humility!
See each of my labors
and all of my sins!
Forgive me, O God of all,
that with a pure heart,
trembling thoughts, and a contrite soul
I may partake of Thine undefiled
and most Heavenly Mysteries
which enliven and deify
all who partake of them with a pure heart.
Thou hast said, O Master:
"Whoever eateth My Body
and drinketh My Blood
abideth in Me and I in him!"
True is every word
of my Master and God!
When I partake of Thy divine and deifying grace,
I am no longer alone --
I am with Thee, my Christ,
the Light of the Triple Sun
-- Which enlighteneth the world.
May I not remain alone,
without Thee, O Lifegiver, my Breath,
my Life, and my Joy,
the Salvation of the world.
I approach Thee, therefore, with tears,
as Thou seest,
-- and a contrite soul.
I beg to receive
deliverance from my sins.
May I partake uncondemned
of Thy life-giving and spotless Mysteries,
that Thou mayest abide,
as Thou hast said,
-- with me, the thrice-wretched.
May the tempter not find me
with Thy grace
and seize me deceitfully
and lead me, deceived,
-- from Thy deifying words.
Therefore, I shall fall down before Thee
and fervently cry:
"As Thou didst receive the prodigal
and the harlot who came to Thee,
O Gracious One,
receive me, prodigal and defiled."
With a contrite soul I approach Thee now:
I know, O Savior,
that no one hath sinned against Thee
as I have,
-- nor done the deeds that I have done.
But I also know
that neither the greatness of my transgressions
nor the multitude of my sins
surpasseth the great patience of my God
-- and His extreme love for man.
Through Thy merciful compassion
Thou dost cleanse and brighten
those who repent with fervor,
making them partakers of Light
-- and full communicants of Thy Divinity.
To the astonishment of angels
and human minds,
Thou dost converse with them often
as with Thy true friends.
This maketh me bold, my Christ;
this giveth me wings!
Emboldened by the wealth
of Thy generosity towards us,
with both joy and trepidation,
I who am grass partake of fire.
O strange wonder!
I am sprinkled with dew
and am not burned,
as the bush burned of old
-- without being consumed.
With grateful thoughts
and a grateful heart,
with my grateful members,
my soul and my body,
I now fall down
and worship and glorify Thee, my God,
for blessed art Thou,
now and for ever.


-- St Simeon the New Theologian, Sixth Prayer before receiving the Immaculate Mysteries. Taken from "Daily Prayer for Orthodox Christians," St Mary of Egypt Orthodox Church, Norcross, Georgia, 1995.

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Great & Holy Thursday Prayer

O Most Merciful Master, we sing and magnify Thee, the sinless God, Who hast willingly suffered and accepted passion in the flesh for our sakes. For when the glorious Disciples were made bright at the supper and the washing of feet, then the evil Judas, afflicted with greed, was darkened; and taking the thirty pieces of silver, the price of Him that was appraised, he betrayed Thee the Righteous Judge to the most lawless high priests and scribes. For having received his fill of many good things, and being made a disciple, he conceived the thought of betrayal and handed Thee, the immortal King and Lord of Glory, to the lawless wolves; being committed to strangulation, and having dipped his hand into the dish, with a false kiss, he said to the high priests: Him that I shall kiss, that is He, seize Him. For the way of greed, O most lawless Judas, hath put a halter upon thee, which thou didst bear as the righteous judgment of God. But we, the faithful, if we in love communicate of the most pure and life-creating Body and Blood, in love and fear adore also the Saviour, in His sufferings on the Cross, in His burial and Resurrection: our Lord and God and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

For Thine is the Kingdom ....

Thanks to Fr John Shaw.

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

 

On the Passion of the Saviour

I hope y'all'll forgive me for not being too original during Holy Week. I was planning to write a piece about a man who totally abstained from the Internet ... but it turned out to be only a rumour.

Anyway, the following is by our Venerable Father Ephraim the Syrian.



I am afraid to speak
and touch with my tongue
this fearful narrative
concerning the Saviour.
For truly it is fearful
to narrate all this.
Our Lord
was given up today
into the hands of sinners!
For what reason then
was one who is holy
and without sin given up?
For having done no sin
he was given up today.
Come, let us examine closely
why Christ our Saviour
was given up.
For us, the ungodly,
the Master was given up.
Who would not marvel?
Who would not give glory?
When the slaves had sinned
the Master was given up.
The sons of perdition
and the children of darkness
went out in the darkness
to arrest the sun
who had the power
to consume them in an instant.
But the Master, knowing
their effrontery
and the force of their anger,
with gentleness,
by his own authority,
gave himself up
into the hands of the ungodly.
And lawless men, having bound
the most pure Master,
mocked the one
who had bound the strong one
with unbreakable bonds,
and set us free
from the bonds of sins.
They plaited a crown
of their own thorns,
the fruit borne
by the vine of the Jews.
In mockery
they called him ‘King’.
The lawless spat
in the face of the most pure,
at whose glance
all the Powers of heaven
and the ranks of Angels
quake with fear.
See, once again grief and tears
grip hold of my heart,
as I contemplate the Master
enduring outrage and insults,
scourgings, spitting
from slaves, and blows.
Come, observe well
the abundance of compassion,
the forbearance and mercy
of our sweet Master.
He had a useful slave
in the Paradise of delight,
and when he sinned
he was given to the torturers.
But when the Good One
saw his weakness of soul
he took compassion on the slave
and had mercy on him
and presented himself
to be scourged by him.
I wished to remain silent
because my mind
was utterly amazed;
but then again I was afraid
lest I reject
by my silence
my Saviour’s grace.
For my bones tremble
when I think of it.
The fashioner of all things,
our Lord himself,
was today arraigned
before Caiaphas,
like one of the condemned;
and one of the servants
struck him a blow.
My heart trembles
as I think on these things:
the slave is seated,
the Master stands,
and one full of iniquities
passes sentence
on the one who is sinless.
The heavens trembled,
earth’s foundations shuddered;
Angels and Archangels
all quailed with terror.
Gabriel and Michael
covered their faces
with their wings.
The Cherubim at the throne
were hidden beneath the wheels;
The Seraphim struck their wings
one with the other
at that moment,
when a servant gave
a blow to the Master.
How did earth’s foundations
endure the earthquake
and the tremor
at that moment,
when the Master was outraged?
I observe and I tremble
and again I am stunned,
when I see the long-suffering
of the loving Master.
For see my inward parts
tremble as I speak,
because the Creator,
who by grace fashioned
humanity from dust,
he the Fashioner is struck.
Let us fear, my brethren
and not simply listen.
The Saviour endured
all these things for us.
Wretched servant,
tell us why
you struck the Master?
All servants,
when they are set free,
receive a blow,
that they may obtain
freedom that perishes;
but you, miserable wretch,
unjustly gave a blow
to the liberator of all.
Did you perhaps expect
to receive from Caiaphas
a reward for your blow?
Had you perhaps not heard,
had you perhaps not learned
that Jesus is
the heavenly Master?
You gave a blow
to the Master of all things,
but became slave of slaves
to age on age,
a disgrace and abomination,
and condemned for ever
in unquenchable fire.
A great marvel, brethren,
it is to see the gentleness
of Christ the King!
Struck by a slave
he answered patiently,
with gentleness
and all reverence.
A servant is indignant,
the Master endures;
a servant is enraged,
the Master is kind.
At a time of anger,
who could endure
rage and disturbance?
But our Lord
submitted to all this
by his goodness.
Who can express
your long-suffering,
Master?
You that are longed for
and loved by Christ,
draw near, with compunction
and longing for the Saviour.
Come, let us learn
what took place today
in Sion, David’s city.
The longed-for and chosen
offspring of Abraham,
what did they do today?
They gave up to death
the most pure Master
on this day.
Christ our Saviour
was unjustly hanged
on the tree of the Cross
through lawless hands.
Come, let us all
wash our bodies
with tears and groans,
because our Lord,
the King of glory,
for us ungodly people
was given up to death.
If someone suddenly hears
of one truly beloved
having died,
or again, suddenly sees
the beloved himself
lying a dead corpse
before their eyes,
their appearance is altered,
and the brightness
of their sight is darkened.
So, in heaven’s height,
when it saw
the outrage to the Master
on the tree of the Cross,
the bright sun’s
appearance was altered;
it withdrew the rays
of its own brightness,
and unable to look on
the outrage to the Master,
clothed itself
in grief and darkness.
Likewise the Holy Spirit,
who is in the Father,
when he saw
the beloved Son
on the tree of the Cross,
rending the veil,
the temple’s adornment,
suddenly came forth
in the form of a dove.
All creation was
in fear and trembling
when the King of heaven,
the Saviour suffered;
while we sinners
for whom the only immortal
was given up
ever treat this with contempt.
We laugh each day
when we hear of the Saviour’s
sufferings and outrage.
We enjoy ourselves daily
filled with great zeal
to deck ourselves in fine clothing.
The sun in the sky
because of the outrage to its Master
changed its radiance
into darkness,
so that we, when we saw it,
might follow its example.
The Master on the Cross
was outraged for your sake,
while you, miserable wretch,
ever deck yourself
in splendid raiment.
Does your heart not tremble,
does your mind not quail,
when you hear such things?
The One who alone is sinless
was for you given over
to a shameful death,
to outrages and revilings,
while you hear all this
with lofty indifference.
The whole rational flock
should look intently
on its shepherd,
and ever long for him
and respect him,
because for its sake
he suffered, he
the dispassionate and all pure.
Nor should it deck itself
in corruptible garments,
nor yet indulge in pleasure
and worldly nourishment,
but should give its Maker pleasure
by ascesis and true reverence.
Let us not become
imitators of the Jews;
a people harsh and disobedient
and that ever rejects the blessings
and benefactions of God.
God Most High
for the sake of Abraham
and his covenant
from the beginning bore
the stubbornness of the people.
From heaven he gave
them Manna to eat;
but they, the unworthy,
longed for garlic,
evil-smelling foods.
Again, he gave them water
from the rock in the desert,
while they in place of these
gave him vinegar
when they hanged him on a Cross.
Let us be careful, brethren,
not to be found
as fellows of the Jews
who crucified the Master,
their own Creator.
Let us always be fearful,
keeping before our eyes
the Saviour’s sufferings.
Let us always keep in mind
his sufferings,
because it was for us he suffered,
the dispassionate Master;
for us he was crucified,
the only sinless One.
What return can we make
for all this, brethren?
Let us be attentive to ourselves
and not despise his sufferings.
Draw near all of you,
children of the Church,
bought with the precious
and holy blood
of the most pure Master.
Come, let us meditate
on his sufferings with tears,
thinking on fear,
meditating with trembling,
saying to ourselves,
‘Christ our Saviour
for us the impious
was given over to death’.
Learn well, brother,
what it is you hear:
God who is without sin,
Son of the Most High,
for you was given up.
Open your heart,
learn in detail
his sufferings
and say to yourself:
God who is without sin
today was given up,
today was mocked,
today was abused,
today was struck,
today was scourged,
today wore
a crown of thorns,
today was crucified,
he, the heavenly Lamb.
Your heart will tremble,
your soul will shudder.
Shed tears every day
by this meditation
on the Master’s sufferings.
Tears become sweet,
the soul is enlightened
that always meditates
on Christ’s sufferings.
Always meditating thus,
shedding tears every day,
giving thanks to the Master
for the sufferings
that he suffered for you,
so that in the day
of his Coming
your tears may become
your boast and exaltation
before the judgement seat.
Endure as you meditate
on the loving Master’s
sufferings,
endure temptations,
give thanks from your soul.
Blessed is the one
who has before his eyes
the heavenly Master
and his sufferings,
and has crucified himself
from all the passions
and earthly deeds,
who has become an imitator
of his own Master.
This is understanding,
this is the attitude
of servants who love God,
when they become ever
imitators of their Master
by good works.
Shameless man, do you watch
the most pure Master
hanging on the Cross,
while you pass the time
that you have to live on earth
in pleasure and laughter?
Don’t you know, miserable wretch,
that the crucified Lord
will demand an account
of all your disdainful deeds,
for which, when you hear of them, you show no concern,
and as you take your pleasure
you laugh
and enjoy yourself with indifference?
The day will come,
that fearful day,
for you to weep unceasingly
and cry out in the fire
from your pains,
and there will be no one at all
to answer
and have mercy on your soul.
I worship you, Master,
I bless you, O Good One,
I entreat you, O Holy One,
I fall down before you, Lover of humankind,
and I glorify you, O Christ,
because you, only-begotten
Master of all,
alone without sin,
for me the unworthy sinner
were given over to death,
death on a Cross,
that you might free
the sinner’s soul
from the bonds of sins.
And what shall I give you
in return for this, Master?
Glory to you, Lover of humankind!
Glory to you, O Merciful!
Glory to you, O Long-suffering!
Glory to you, who pardon
every fault!
Glory to you, who came down
to save our souls!
Glory to you, incarnate
in the Virgin’s womb!
Glory to you, who were bound!
Glory to you, who were scourged!
Glory to you, who were crucified!
Glory to you, who were buried!
Glory to you, who were raised!
Glory to you, who were proclaimed!
Glory to you, who were believed!
Glory to you, who were taken up!
Glory to you, who were enthroned
with great glory
at the Father’s right hand,
and are coming again
with the glory of the Father
and the holy Angels
to judge every soul
that has despised
your holy sufferings
in that dread
and fearful hour,
when the powers of heaven
will be shaken;
when Angels, Archangels,
Cherubim and Seraphim
will come all together
with fear and trembling
before your glory;
when all the foundations
of the earth will tremble,
and everything that has breath
will shudder at your great
and unendurable glory.
In that hour
your hand will hide me
under its wings
and my soul be delivered
from the fearful fire,
the gnashing of teeth,
the outer darkness
and unending weeping,
that blessing you, I may say,
‘Glory to the One, who wished
to save the sinner
through the many acts of pity
of his compassion.


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Sunday, April 01, 2007

 

Holy Fire Fetcher Under Fire

The head of an organization of Greek Orthodox Christians in Israel said Sunday that he was planning to petition the High Court of Justice this week over Israel's decision to allow the Greek Patriarch, who has never been recognized by Israel, to carry out the important Easter Eve ceremonies in Jerusalem.

The Holy Fire is believed by Orthodox Christians to be a miracle that occurs every year at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem on Holy Saturday, the day preceding Orthodox Easter.

[Patriarch] Theofilos carried out the 'Ceremony of the Holy Fire' services last year, and this year's planned legal action against him was seen as indicative of continuing competition between the two church leaders ...

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Prayer on Palm Sunday


O Lord our God, Who didst accept and give ear to the weeping of the holy Myrrh-bearing Women, Martha and Mary, in Bethany, and, hearing that Lazarus was dead and buried, didst say to Thy holy Disciples and Apostles: Lazarus has died, and I rejoice for your sakes, since I go to awaken him! Thou, O Good Master, accept the prayer of those who call upon Thee with all their heart. For when the Jews believed not, Thou didst raise him up that was four days in the tomb, saying: Lazarus, come forth; and at once he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with burial cloths, and his face covered with a napkin; and again Thou didst command and say, Unbind him, and let him go. When Thou, O Lover of Mankind, our God, wast come to Bethsphage, to the Mount of Olives, which is close by Bethany, riding upon an ass's colt, the Hebrew children from Jerusalem met Thee carrying palm fronds in their hands, crying out and saying: Hosanna in the Highest; and the faithful people, with branches of trees, cried: Hosanna to the Son of David, blessed is He that cometh and shall come again in the Name of the Lord, the King of Israel. Wherefore we the faithful also, with fear and love, with the signs of victory, cry out in joy to Thee, Who alone art immortal and the Victor, Who hast dominion over life and death: Blessed is He that cometh in the Name of the Lord, He that is blest and maketh us all to live, who have been found worthy to partake of Thy holy, most pure, immortal, life-giving, heavenly and fearful Mysteries unto the remission of our sins.

For to Thee belongeth all glory, honor and worship: to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit, now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

FWD from a friend; Orlov, Prayer No. 60, pp. 340-343; Fr John Shaw, trans.

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